William T Wimple has an odd purple pimple,
Felicity Totty is sniffly and snotty,
Melanie Gough has a troublesome cough,
Felix and Nashy are a quite a bit rashy,
While Cedric DeLister complains of a blister.
Jeromy Riley is frighteningly smiley,
Bradley B. Big has a nose like a pig,
Benjamin Lee has a scab on one knee,
and poor Mrs Duffy is sometimes quite puffy…
But the rest of the teachers are fine.