Take away all of those long beans
throw away broccoli too.
I’m quite unable to like greens
ditto for anything blue!
Eggplant and Aubergine, no, no!
Roasted nor boiled nor fried.
Veggies of all kinds can, go, go
and any food I haven’t tried!
Nothing that’s fruity or cheesy,
no soup, no pasta, no rice.
Stewing and baking can’t please me,
eggy things really aren’t nice.
Forget about anything meaty,
seafood if it’s from the sea
and better not give me a lolly!
-Sugar’s not healthy you see!
Never present me with curry,
cornbread, rye, barley or wheat,
but Mother I’d like you to hurry
I’m starving and I want to eat!